Yes, George’s original seven words are Definite Cursing. But so what? You hear half those words on TV all the time. Especially since Martha Stewart got out of prison.
So I think Mr. Carlin’s list needs updating. Here, then, is my personal vote for Seven Other Words No One Should Ever Be Allowed to Say On Television:
1. Insider
2. Conniption
3. Diarrhea
4. Urantia
5. Matriculating
6. Sudsy
7. Gary Coleman
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My goodness I can’t believe I never commented on this thread about my all-time favorite English language word…
DIARRHEA!
I love it not only for the way it flows…. but for the way it sort of catches for a moment on the RR before the HEA gushes on out.
Whats wrong with the word “Urantia”?
It is difficult for me to imagine the problem…
Would you mind explaining?
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