Adam: I sure wish we hadn’t eaten that apple. That was dumb.
Eve: Really? Ya’ think?
Adam: Where are we?
Eve: I dunno. I know where we’re NOT.
[both together, dreamily]: Paradise.
Adam: Paradise! I miss it! I want back there so bad!
Eve: Me, too. Maybe if we begged him to let us back in.
Adam: I don’t know, man. Even [...]
Archive for April, 2008
30 Apr
Adam and Eve: The Day After
28 Apr
If We WERE Descended From Apes, At Least I Wouldn’t Have To Work
Ahh, Monday Morning. The sun is rising, the birds are singing–and I’m bitterly angry at Adam, Mr. Former Mud, who said, “Oh, sure, I’ll take a bite of this exact fruit God commanded me not to eat. I’m sure that when he said, ‘Never, ever eat the fruit off this tree,’ what God really meant was, ‘Never, ever eat too [...]
26 Apr
How To Write in Tandem with God/Holy Spirit
I get a fair amount of questions/input around the dynamic of writing in conjunction with God. So I thought I’d burble out a little sumpin’ sumpin’ about that particular phenomenon.
First of all, if you’re trying to do any sort of creative work, do you have any choice but to access and stay with the divine within you? [...]
18 Apr
Soul to Sole
For those kind enough to inquire as to what shoes I now favor, below are Shoe Cheesecake Shots of my current athletic shoe wear. (Shoeweare? Shoeware? Showwear? Showbiz? Whatever.) I bought them two months ago, for about $80. I wear them to the gym four or five times a week, which causes me increasing anguish, because [...]
17 Apr
A Chance To Be Bored By Me In Person!
I keep forgetting to communicate this, but this Saturday (4/19) I’m going to be babbling speaking at the San Diego Christian Writer’s Guild “Spring Fellowship Event.” Here’s the scam on the skinny:
Spring Brunch/Fellowship
April 19, 10:30 am-1:30 pm
Faith Chapel Activity Center
9400 Campo Road, Spring Valley, Ca. 91977
Cost: $10.00 per person
email for more info: jennie@rgillespie.net
The subject of my talk will [...]
16 Apr
If My Gay Loved Ones Go To Hell, I’m Going With Them
In case anyone’s interested, the impetus behind my writing my last post, ”Homosexuality Isn’t Stealing or Lying …”‘ is this simple truth: If my gay friends, whom my life experience tells me can no sooner stop being gay than I can stop being straight, have to go to hell after they die, then I’m going with them. Too many [...]
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