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	<title>Comments on: I Was Asked To Carry The Olympic Torch!</title>
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	<description>Trying God&#039;s patience since 1958</description>
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		<title>By: PenIee</title>
		<link>http://johnshore.com/2008/04/10/i-was-asked-to-carry-the-olympic-torch/comment-page-1/#comment-5862</link>
		<dc:creator>PenIee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From my dictionary 3rd meaning &quot;phalanx is each bone of finer or toe&quot; so did they mean that is where you were to carry the torch? Oh my - what a fete (feet) oh well. Just thought I would get my fingers (phalanxes a walking on my lap top). </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From my dictionary 3rd meaning &quot;phalanx is each bone of finer or toe&quot; so did they mean that is where you were to carry the torch? Oh my &#8211; what a fete (feet) oh well. Just thought I would get my fingers (phalanxes a walking on my lap top).</p>
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		<title>By: skerrib</title>
		<link>http://johnshore.com/2008/04/10/i-was-asked-to-carry-the-olympic-torch/comment-page-1/#comment-5824</link>
		<dc:creator>skerrib</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I were you, I&#039;d do it as long as they played &quot;Chariots of Fire&quot; in the background.  The weight of the kevlar would probably create a nice pseudo-slo-mo effect of your ultimate triumph against all odds.  Tearjerker, man...tearjerker.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I were you, I&#8217;d do it as long as they played &#8220;Chariots of Fire&#8221; in the background.  The weight of the kevlar would probably create a nice pseudo-slo-mo effect of your ultimate triumph against all odds.  Tearjerker, man&#8230;tearjerker.</p>
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		<title>By: Ingrid</title>
		<link>http://johnshore.com/2008/04/10/i-was-asked-to-carry-the-olympic-torch/comment-page-1/#comment-5822</link>
		<dc:creator>Ingrid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Torch Boy!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love it.   This made my day!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Torch Boy!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<br />
I love it.   This made my day!</p>
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		<title>By: Longing for Holiday</title>
		<link>http://johnshore.com/2008/04/10/i-was-asked-to-carry-the-olympic-torch/comment-page-1/#comment-5831</link>
		<dc:creator>Longing for Holiday</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looked for YouTube video of Randy Parton, but found this instead: 
  &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Crossroads#Controversy&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Crossroads#...&lt;/a&gt;  
 
Tres bizarre!  
 
Note how only a handful show up for his performances. No shock there!! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looked for YouTube video of Randy Parton, but found this instead:</p>
<p>  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Crossroads#Controversy" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Crossroads#&#8230;</a>  </p>
<p>Tres bizarre! </p>
<p>Note how only a handful show up for his performances. No shock there!!</p>
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		<title>By: John Shore</title>
		<link>http://johnshore.com/2008/04/10/i-was-asked-to-carry-the-olympic-torch/comment-page-1/#comment-5827</link>
		<dc:creator>John Shore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:39:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, yeah: I missed the season tickets! Crazy! Have you ever looked on youtube for any sort of clip of Dolly&#039;s brother. I have GOT to see that, if there is one. 
 
Yikes, man. That whole thing is just so ... ODD, isn&#039;t it? </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, yeah: I missed the season tickets! Crazy! Have you ever looked on youtube for any sort of clip of Dolly&#039;s brother. I have GOT to see that, if there is one.</p>
<p>Yikes, man. That whole thing is just so &#8230; ODD, isn&#039;t it?</p>
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		<title>By: John Shore</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Shore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Morse: Really? It went out? Now that&#039;s funny, see, because when it comes to things that are flaming, I would think that you ... oh, wait. We&#039;ve done that routine already. So never mind. (Hilarious joke, by the way. I cracked up at &quot;It KNOWS!&quot;

JMike: The stuff I post here also runs on www.crosswalk.com. I used the word &quot;phalanx&quot; once, in a post there about a year ago, and the director of Crosswalk wrote to tell me and said, &quot;I love that word! No one ever uses that word!&quot; So I snuck that little bit in here for him. So it&#039;s so funny that YOU noted that word, too. too fun

Longing: No, yeah, I know Dollywood is real! Have you ever been??? &quot;Disneyland of the Smokeys! Well, sort of!&quot;

I swear: these are my funniest comments yet. I love it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Morse: Really? It went out? Now that&#8217;s funny, see, because when it comes to things that are flaming, I would think that you &#8230; oh, wait. We&#8217;ve done that routine already. So never mind. (Hilarious joke, by the way. I cracked up at &#8220;It KNOWS!&#8221;</p>
<p>JMike: The stuff I post here also runs on <a href="http://www.crosswalk.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.crosswalk.com</a>. I used the word &#8220;phalanx&#8221; once, in a post there about a year ago, and the director of Crosswalk wrote to tell me and said, &#8220;I love that word! No one ever uses that word!&#8221; So I snuck that little bit in here for him. So it&#8217;s so funny that YOU noted that word, too. too fun</p>
<p>Longing: No, yeah, I know Dollywood is real! Have you ever been??? &#8220;Disneyland of the Smokeys! Well, sort of!&#8221;</p>
<p>I swear: these are my funniest comments yet. I love it.</p>
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		<title>By: Longing for Holiday</title>
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		<dc:creator>Longing for Holiday</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yea I&#039;ve been there (that&#039;s what i meant by season passes). When I was a stay-at-home-bored-out-of-my-mind-new-to-town-so-no-friends-Mom, I took my then 4 year old as often as possible, two years in a row.  
 
The 5 year old has never been (now that I am working, less bored, and busier). But, one day... 
 
The most amazing show of the whole thing was Dolly Parton&#039;s brother (who sang and played guitar). I have never seen anyone with less stage presence on a stage in my life. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yea I&#039;ve been there (that&#039;s what i meant by season passes). When I was a stay-at-home-bored-out-of-my-mind-new-to-town-so-no-friends-Mom, I took my then 4 year old as often as possible, two years in a row. </p>
<p>The 5 year old has never been (now that I am working, less bored, and busier). But, one day&#8230;</p>
<p>The most amazing show of the whole thing was Dolly Parton&#039;s brother (who sang and played guitar). I have never seen anyone with less stage presence on a stage in my life.</p>
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		<title>By: Laura</title>
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		<dc:creator>Laura</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:44:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was picturing Colonel Flagg too! He should carry the torch himself... </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was picturing Colonel Flagg too! He should carry the torch himself&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: thereisnogray</title>
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		<dc:creator>thereisnogray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s my understanding that all of the body armor and military equipment they will be using to cover your butt was actually purchased on ebay. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#039;s my understanding that all of the body armor and military equipment they will be using to cover your butt was actually purchased on ebay.</p>
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		<title>By: Brian Shields</title>
		<link>http://johnshore.com/2008/04/10/i-was-asked-to-carry-the-olympic-torch/comment-page-1/#comment-5818</link>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shields</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Was that you I took a picture of as the torch ran 30 feet away from me along Van Ness Avenue in San Francisco Wednesday?  (see my pics at todayscoolnews.com)  
 
I&#039;ve been protesting China because I prefer paper plates.  And what&#039;s with all of these gamblers.  Aren&#039;t they Free to Bet already? </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was that you I took a picture of as the torch ran 30 feet away from me along Van Ness Avenue in San Francisco Wednesday?  (see my pics at todayscoolnews.com) </p>
<p>I&#039;ve been protesting China because I prefer paper plates.  And what&#039;s with all of these gamblers.  Aren&#039;t they Free to Bet already?</p>
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