YUM!
Today in my apartment’s laundry room I came across the book, Pilar Wayne’s Favorite and Fabulous Recipes. Whilst perusing said tome I learned that its author, Pilar Wayne, was married to Hollywood icon John Wayne from 1954 to 1976. Besides being married to America’s Cowboy, Pilar was also apparently quite the cook. And this book is the proof of it.
And Mrs. Wayne had signed the book, too! There was Pilar’s autograph, right below the book’s printed text, “And to my children, for testing the recipes and being my most severe critics.”
Wow. That’s kind of a … mixed message.
But still! Signed!
Evidently, Pilar took particular pleasure in cooking the fish dish above. The recipe for it is below. Glancing through it I saw these intriguing ingredients: two envelopes unflavored gelatin, 1/2 cup mayonnaise, and tabasco.
I think we’ve finally solved the mystery of why John Wayne walked the way he did.
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Posted by skerrib on June 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Stick a fork in him; he’s done.
Posted by anita on June 3, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Oh my gosh. This is too bizarre! That’s exactly what I fixed for dinner tonight, howbeit with light Mayonnaise and A1 Sauce in place of Tabasco.
Family recipe. Always a big hit, especially the salmon mousse sandwich left-overs the next day.
Posted by John Shore on June 3, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Now if you’d actually read the recipe, Anita, you’d have no doubt been happy to learn that Pilar, too, uses low-fat mayonnaise. Just one of the many things I’m sure you and her have in common….
Posted by arlywn on June 4, 2008 at 4:17 am
I…. dont think I like food that smiles at me…
Posted by Lucas on June 4, 2008 at 8:02 am
Reminds me of the great “Gallery of Regrettable Food” at James Lileks site, which include a complete guide to Gel-Cookery from the 60s. Be warned though, some of the recipes there are the type of thing that one can’t unsee.
Posted by Yvette on June 4, 2008 at 8:46 am
It looks creepy. Must be related to Mr. Bill.
Posted by John Shore on June 4, 2008 at 8:50 am
Yes, it’s … Mr. Gill.
Hey, Lucas. HILARIOUS SITE! Yikes. And you’re right: some of those images are permanently seared into my brain. So now I have to kill myself.
Posted by Ross on June 4, 2008 at 10:07 am
Lucas – that site is crazy funny…
Check it out everybody and be sure to allow yourself at least a half hour there to maximize the yucks…
Anita- if what you made in any way resembles John’s picture then I’m going to have to barf for you. Just kidding, I’m sure it’s quite tasty.
Posted by Christian on June 4, 2008 at 11:19 am
Betcha the Duke didn’t eat it. Salmon mousse? Maybe Steer Puddin’ sandwiched between two strips of rawhide.
Posted by samwrites2 on June 4, 2008 at 1:27 pm
John,
You think spam would work instead of the salmon?
The Mr. Gill remark was hilarious.
-Sam
Posted by John Shore on June 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm
“Steer Pudding.” Yum.
I DID find another recipe in the book for something I could see the Duke eating. It’s called, “Three ‘C’ Casserole (Corn, Crackers and Cheese.)” It’s:
2 cups canned creamed corn
1 cup crushed soda crackers
1/2 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped onion
1 cup cheddar cheese
1 tsp. salt
2 eggs, beaten
1.5 cups milk
2 tablespoons melted butter
Mix all together. Bake at 350 for one hour.
Spam optional.
Posted by Brian Shields on June 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm
You know Wayne (John, not Pilar) was a huge fraud who avoided military service in WW2 when many of the other Hollywood stars went to war.. and then spent his entire career making movies that glorified the killing he was too chickenshit to do himself and otherwise making a general ass of himself.
Which is all to say, he probably did eat the damn casserole..
Posted by vietnam vet on May 16, 2010 at 10:28 am
Its unclear if John Wayne could have gotten into the military – he broke his leg at USC which ended his football days and he lost his scholarship – I don’t know what the requirements were in WWII but he would have been disqualified for Vietnam as many Pro Football players who were playing were diferred. Additionally he was under contract and reportedly the studio threathened a lawsuit if he enlisted. Many of the Hollywood stars who were in he military never saw any action and sold war bonds many making films for propaganda or training.
So eat the fish and shut up!!!
Vietnam Vet
Posted by Brian Shields on June 4, 2008 at 7:29 pm
And the mousse too..
Posted by skerrib on June 4, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Really, Anita? Really??
Posted by John Shore on June 4, 2008 at 8:07 pm
C’mon, Anita. Inquiring intestinal tracts wanna know.
Posted by Christian on June 5, 2008 at 5:31 am
Brian, I don’t think it was quite that simple. A lot of stars did, and I lot didn’t go to war. Nothing is that black and white. And you are right – it probably takes guts to eat that ugly thing.
Posted by John Shore on June 5, 2008 at 6:48 am
Because I’ve never had any interest in him as an actor, I’m afraid I know zilch about John Wayne. NOW, through Pilar’s cookbook, I know a little more. Sort of.
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Posted by Kimberly Onufrock-Bracco on October 2, 2009 at 2:02 am
Ahh the the 50′s, noTV dinners for Pilar,just afternoon cocktails with the first Hollywood wives that led to barefooted romps in Gracie Allens back yard with Lucy,gossiping about Bette Davis while comparing button up cardigans and stealing their kids hula hoops while imitating Marilyn Monroe.those wre the days!
Posted by wickle on October 2, 2009 at 4:39 am
Mr. Gill! I love it! I wish I’d thought of it!
Yes, despite my comment, I did read the post.
Suddenly, the ziti that I over-baked last night seems more appetizing than it did last night.
Posted by John Shore on October 2, 2009 at 4:41 am
Wickle: You’re hilarious. Truly. I love it.