John Wayne’s Ex-Wife’s Smiling Gelatinous Fish Log

by John Shore on June 3, 2008 in Humor · 27 comments

The other day I happened upon a book titled, Pilar Wayne’s Favorite and Fabulous Recipes. Whilst perusing said tome I learned that from 1954 to 1976 its author, Pilar Wayne, was married to John Wayne. Besides being the wife of America’s most beloved movie cowboy, Pilar was also apparently quite the cook. And this book is the proof of it.

And I saw that Mrs. Wayne had also autographed the book! There on the title page was Pilar’s autograph, right below the text, “And to my children, for testing the recipes and being my most severe critics.”

Wow. Pretty mixed message.

But still! Signed!

Evidently, Pilar took particular pleasure in cooking the fish dish above. The recipe for it is below. A quick glance through the recipe shows that it includes two envelopes unflavored gelatin, 1/2 cup mayonnaise, and tabasco.

It certainly was fun getting this behind-the-scenes view into the life of John Wayne, one of America’s greatest movie heroes. And it was also great to finally clear up the mystery of why Mr. Wayne walked in that funny way he did.

If anyone wants to see/read any more of Pilar’s recipes, just lemme know, and I’ll post ‘em. I still have the book.
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Gina Powers September 15, 2010 at 1:18 am

You know, I'm sorry but–I've seen stuff on Rotten.com that looked more appetizing………

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Derek September 14, 2010 at 11:08 pm

wow. I SO want to do this for the next potluck, but I think I'll add some black olive eyelashes and make the mouth look more pursed and lipsticked.

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John Shore September 14, 2010 at 11:20 pm

HA! Excellent.

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John Shore October 1, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Wickle: You're hilarious. Truly. I love it.

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wickle October 1, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Mr. Gill! I love it! I wish I'd thought of it!

Yes, despite my comment, I did read the post.

Suddenly, the ziti that I over-baked last night seems more appetizing than it did last night.

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Kimberly Onufrock-Br October 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Ahh the the 50's, noTV dinners for Pilar,just afternoon cocktails with the first Hollywood wives that led to barefooted romps in Gracie Allens back yard with Lucy,gossiping about Bette Davis while comparing button up cardigans and stealing their kids hula hoops while imitating Marilyn Monroe.those wre the days!

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John Shore June 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm

Because I've never had any interest in him as an actor, I'm afraid I know zilch about John Wayne. NOW, through Pilar's cookbook, I know a little more. Sort of.

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Christian June 4, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Brian, I don't think it was quite that simple. A lot of stars did, and I lot didn't go to war. Nothing is that black and white. And you are right – it probably takes guts to eat that ugly thing. ;)

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Brian Shields June 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm

You know Wayne (John, not Pilar) was a huge fraud who avoided military service in WW2 when many of the other Hollywood stars went to war.. and then spent his entire career making movies that glorified the killing he was too chickenshit to do himself and otherwise making a general ass of himself.

Which is all to say, he probably did eat the damn casserole..

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vietnam vet May 16, 2010 at 2:28 am

Its unclear if John Wayne could have gotten into the military – he broke his leg at USC which ended his football days and he lost his scholarship – I don't know what the requirements were in WWII but he would have been disqualified for Vietnam as many Pro Football players who were playing were diferred. Additionally he was under contract and reportedly the studio threathened a lawsuit if he enlisted. Many of the Hollywood stars who were in he military never saw any action and sold war bonds many making films for propaganda or training.

So eat the fish and shut up!!!

Vietnam Vet

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Don Whitt September 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm

John was a big fisherman and had an abode outside of Guaymus on the Sea of Cortez (San Carlos, actually – I've seen the house) from which he frequently went out and "sport fished". (That means he drank a lot with his buddies on his boat.) At some point, after a long day of "sport fishing", I bet he would have eaten anything including Mr. Gill.

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John Shore June 4, 2008 at 3:45 pm

“Steer Pudding.” Yum.

I DID find another recipe in the book for something I could see the Duke eating. It’s called, “Three ‘C’ Casserole (Corn, Crackers and Cheese.)” It’s:

2 cups canned creamed corn
1 cup crushed soda crackers
1/2 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup chopped onion
1 cup cheddar cheese
1 tsp. salt
2 eggs, beaten
1.5 cups milk
2 tablespoons melted butter

Mix all together. Bake at 350 for one hour.

Spam optional.

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samwrites2 June 4, 2008 at 1:27 pm

John,
You think spam would work instead of the salmon?
The Mr. Gill remark was hilarious.
-Sam

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John Shore June 4, 2008 at 12:07 pm

C'mon, Anita. Inquiring intestinal tracts wanna know.

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skerrib June 4, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Really, Anita? Really??

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Brian Shields June 4, 2008 at 11:29 am

And the mousse too..

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Christian June 4, 2008 at 3:19 am

Betcha the Duke didn't eat it. Salmon mousse? Maybe Steer Puddin' sandwiched between two strips of rawhide.

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Ross June 4, 2008 at 2:07 am

Lucas – that site is crazy funny…

Check it out everybody and be sure to allow yourself at least a half hour there to maximize the yucks…

Anita- if what you made in any way resembles John's picture then I'm going to have to barf for you. Just kidding, I'm sure it's quite tasty.

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John Shore June 4, 2008 at 12:50 am

Yes, it's … Mr. Gill.

Hey, Lucas. HILARIOUS SITE! Yikes. And you're right: some of those images are permanently seared into my brain. So now I have to kill myself.

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Yvette June 4, 2008 at 12:46 am

It looks creepy. Must be related to Mr. Bill.

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Lucas June 4, 2008 at 12:02 am
arlywn June 3, 2008 at 8:17 pm

I…. dont think I like food that smiles at me…

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Susan September 14, 2010 at 9:57 pm

Or looks at me…

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John Shore June 3, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Now if you'd actually read the recipe, Anita, you'd have no doubt been happy to learn that Pilar, too, uses low-fat mayonnaise. Just one of the many things I'm sure you and her have in common….

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anita June 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Oh my gosh. This is too bizarre! That's exactly what I fixed for dinner tonight, howbeit with light Mayonnaise and A1 Sauce in place of Tabasco.

Family recipe. Always a big hit, especially the salmon mousse sandwich left-overs the next day.

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skerrib June 3, 2008 at 11:17 am

Stick a fork in him; he's done.

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