What Obama Looks Like In Hillary’s Dreams

by John Shore on June 13, 2008 in Humor · 15 comments


dumbo-octopus

This is:

A. How Hillary Clinton sees Barack Obama: cute; makes everyone feel good; lacks legs;

B. The star of the new Pixar movie: “Smerdly, the Littlest Nose Picker”

C. A lot less fun to step on than you’d think

D. A Venusian who’s polite enough not to point

E. The result of a date gone terribly wrong for Thing from the Adamms family

F. The worst Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float ever.

G. A “dumbo octopus.”

(Photograph from “The Deep: The Extraordinary Creatures of the Abyss” by Claire Nouvian)

Related posts: What Hillary Looks Like In Obama’s Dreams and How Barack Obama Sees John McCain, and How John McCain Sees Barack Obama.

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theladymel June 14, 2008 at 9:34 am

I agree–it definitely wants a cookie.

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Elizabeth June 14, 2008 at 8:31 am

LOL! To me, this looks like Marvel's latest and greatest movie, "The Adventures of Pac Man!" (And I don't mean the football player… )

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Candace June 14, 2008 at 4:55 am

(Slapping my forehead)

DUH! Of course. Now I get it :-)

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skerrib June 13, 2008 at 9:52 pm

Correction–Nemo’s little PINK friend is a flapjack octopus. So I was half right in that she really did say that quote. But that’s about it.

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skerrib June 13, 2008 at 9:47 pm

Hey God, you look an awful lot like John Shore. That’s weird.

This one reminds me of Nemo’s little purple friend. Maybe she IS a dumbo octopus–that would totally make sense.

“Awwww, you guys made me ink!”

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FreetoBe June 13, 2008 at 8:36 pm

But the links to this article are HILARIOUS! *How to get over the post – presidents day blues*

Which would lead you to an *intelligent* discussion of what Hillary dreams Barack looks like.

Too too funny!

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John Shore June 13, 2008 at 8:34 pm

Well, see, the IDEA of the Thing joke is that its date ate him, and all we can see of him now is that one little part of one of his fingers sticking out of the whatever-it-is.

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Candace June 13, 2008 at 7:22 pm

I like the Adamms family line … but he's shaped more like Cousin Itt, to me.

And for some reason, I found it reminiscent of LOLCats (was looking at some just last night … http://icanhascheezburger.com/). Can't explain WHY, but there it is.

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John Shore June 13, 2008 at 4:07 pm

Lindsey: HILARIOUS! "And it wants a cookie" just busted me up. The whole thing was perfect.

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John Shore June 13, 2008 at 4:06 pm

I think that would be best.

No, but actually, I don't know how I could have MISSED how much it look's like Nemo's adorable little pal.

A good joke would be something along the lines of this being a hopeful who ultimately DIDN'T get cast in Finding Nemo. ANOTHER GOOD ONE! Thanks as always, Skerrib.

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arlywn June 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm

what is with all these really creepy animals???? At least this one is kinda cute.

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skerrib June 13, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Um, maybe not after all–differing websites. I'd better just stop while I'm ahead…

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skerrib June 13, 2008 at 1:57 pm

Correction again–apparently the dumbo & flapjack octopus are the same thing. I am awesome.

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Lindsey June 13, 2008 at 8:45 am

*lol*

I think it's the Ghost of Christmas to Come after the Other Christmas Comes.

And it wants a cookie.

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God June 13, 2008 at 8:36 am

What creepy animals? What are you talking about?

God

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