How Barack Obama Sees John McCain

by John Shore on June 14, 2008 in Humor · 17 comments

This is:

A. How Barack Obama sees John McCain

B. How John McCain sees Bill Clinton

C. How Bill Clinton sees Monica Lewinsky

D. How Monica Lewinskly sees Jenny Craig

E. How Jenny Craig sees everybody

F. All of the above

G. A blogfish

H. A blobfish

Related (as in Just As Stupid) posts: How John McCain Sees Barack Obama, What McCain Supporters Look Like To Obama, What Obama’s Supporters Look Like to McCain, What Hillary Looks Like in Obama’s Dreams, What Obama Looks Like In Hillary’s Dreams.

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arlywn June 18, 2008 at 10:32 pm

our newspaper informed the readers that John McCain would not… be voting for equal pay for women. He lost my vote right there. Cause… I'm a girl… and.. I like equal pay? Yea, that was the right point. But I dont think hes racist- he just wants to avoid the "issues that would come from this" I think……..

this is still an ugly fish.

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Candace June 16, 2008 at 1:01 pm

Daniel -

If you're asking about the thing on the fish, it's in/on/at the mouth because that's where the yummy chunks of leftover fish food are … parasitic copepods being even lazier about food procurement than blobfish.

If you're wanting insight into the whys and wherefores of anything that goes into Paris Hilton's mouth? Daren't hazard any guesses. Perhaps others are braver …

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Daniel's Critic June 16, 2008 at 7:47 am

A Wha…? Paris Hilton with her iPod ? Why is it in her mouth ?

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John Shore June 16, 2008 at 3:35 am

If a parasitic copepod is the same as a blob fish, then … that’s what it is!

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Candace June 16, 2008 at 12:36 am

Oh, cool! I can SOOOO help you out with that, John! It’s a parasitic copepod. (Honest. It really is.)

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Candace June 15, 2008 at 10:48 pm

No, silly, the thing on the blobfish's lip. Parasitic copepod. I looked it up.

And, btw, in its natural environment (and alive), its not quite that ugly. Ugly still — no getting around it. But less so. Not counting the fact he lives like 6 miles deep so there's no light to see him by anyway.

For more info, check out "blobfish" on wikipedia. (Very lazy fish. Just sorta floats, and eats whatever passes by.)

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Wickle June 15, 2008 at 10:19 am

My son looked at this one and said, “I never knew that vomit could frown.”

I think that that just about covers it.

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John Shore June 15, 2008 at 2:37 am

Frowning vomit. That is too funny.

The thing to me is, what is that UNBELIEVABLY disgusting looking thing sticking out of the righthand side of its mouth??

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John Shore June 15, 2008 at 1:51 am

That was extremely funny, Anita.

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skerrib June 15, 2008 at 1:43 am

Oh…SNAP, Anita!

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anita June 14, 2008 at 11:33 pm

John, up until now I got the humor behind the other two photos/posts, but how is putting up a photo of John McCain and then saying it's a photo of John McCain funny? Am I missing something?

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Lynn June 14, 2008 at 8:19 pm

My thoughts? I think it is one of Obama's delegates…who bought the whole shebang- hook, line and sinker :)

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Candace June 14, 2008 at 10:46 am

You have a point there, Free. Too big and not — engineered-looking.

Ah well, back to the drawing board …

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FreetoBe June 14, 2008 at 10:18 am

Can't be Michael Jackson, it's nose is too BIG.

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Candace June 14, 2008 at 10:05 am

Michael Jackson's 100th birthday photo

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Elizabeth June 14, 2008 at 8:35 am

Nah, JS… This would be the love child of Rosie O'Donnell and Jenny Craig!

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arlywn June 14, 2008 at 4:03 am

awww…….. john you made it sad!

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