Comments on: I’m Green Like Kermit

By: John Shore

John Shore — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:04:11 +0000

Exactly. Mud is the new gold.

By: Ingrid

Ingrid — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:07:37 +0000

I'm late to this one John, but I most defininately feel you. I too am green. Who knew never changing your oil and refusing to wash your windows could be considered conservationism. Thanks for giving me a good excuse the next time my dad exclaims that the oil in my car looks like mud!

By: arlywn

arlywn — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:53:02 +0000

plus you're famous like kermit

By: skerrib

skerrib — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:07:26 +0000

I LOVE brown. Brown keeps me functioning, gets rid of the bad stuff, and if I eat enough fiber, brown floats.

By: John Shore

John Shore — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:40:24 +0000

Oh, yeah: Duh.

Ew. I know. I am TOTALLY voting for Stupidest Company Slogan EVER: "What can brown do for you"?

What the freak was ANYBODY thinking with that?

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:35:45 +0000

No… Red + Green = Brown, Red + BLUE = purple…

But we aren't talking about brown…

By: John Shore

John Shore — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:27:08 +0000

No, because if I rode a scooter, I'd end up purple. Green and red, don't you know…

By: Lynn

Lynn — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:25:11 +0000

“It’s not easy being green…”

Reportedly, with 2,000+ siblings…Kermit commented, “…at Christmas it takes two weeks for everyone to hang up their coats.”

What is there not to love about Kermie?

Keep in mind John, you will have to watch your back…Miss Piggy is always in pursuit.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:10:29 +0000

Glad to hear it, John! There’s a widespread misconception that Christians don’t care about the earth because they don’t expect to be here long. Yeah, but…if the meek are going to inherit it, it’s only fair that we leave it in decent shape. Nice post!

Jeff

By: Stina

Stina — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:36:49 +0000

You should buy a scooter and then you can be DARK green!