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How To Get Out of Jury Duty
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My 5 month Grand Jury service was one of the most rewarding (and heartbreaking) experiences of my life!
Too funny!
Awesome! Not that I would ever try to get out of jury duty or anything, but it would be impolite to not say hello, or at least wave at the person who’s fate you are determining, right? I think I learned that in etiquette school when I was a kid. Thanks for the laugh!
Awesome! Not that I would ever try to get out of jury duty or anything, but it would be impolite to not say hello, or at least wave at the person who’s fate you are determining, right? I think I learned that in etiquette school when I was a kid. Thanks for the laugh!