A Whole New World for Me

by John Shore on March 24, 2009 in Humor · 3 comments

When I was but 50 years old, I was a fool. But now that I’m 51, all that’s changed. Now I’m like Methuselah—but without the full-on bunions.

Doubt it? Really? Then check out how my opinion has changed on these Major Life Subjects since lo those many days ago, when I was but a bonny fifty.

Other People
Opinion at 50: Lots of people I haven’t met yet could be my friend.
Opinion at 51: My best chance for ever being friends with 99.9% of people in the world is to get a full frontal lobotomy.

Art
Opinion at 50: After knowledge of God/human nature, the highest pursuit. Unendingly fascinating.
Opinion at 51: People in the Renaissance could really paint. Since then it’s been all downhill.

Religion
Opinion at 50: Man’s natural and inspired response to the divine within all men.
Opinion at 51: A marketer’s dream.

Maintaining Physical Health
Opinion at 50: The worthiest of endeavors!
Opinion at 51: It’s like washing your car before driving it off a cliff.

Religion and Humor
Opinion at 50: It’s fun!
Opinion at 51: It’s dangerous!

Sex
Opinion at 50:
It’s fun!
Opinion at 51: It’s dangerous!

Writing on My Blog Every Day
Opinion at 50:
It’s fun!
Opinion at 51: It’s God’s way of using me to test the patience of others.


 

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Prince Hanniel March 25, 2009 at 12:09 am

john you always make me smile even when am not in the mood.

Opinion at 50: After knowledge of God/human nature, the highest pursuit. Unendingly fascinating.

Opinion at 51: People in the Renaissance could really paint. Since then it’s been all downhill.

Writing on My Blog Every Day

Opinion at 50: It’s fun!

Opinion at 51: It’s God’s way of using me to test the patience of others.

I loved that.

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casey March 24, 2009 at 8:51 pm

Writing on My Blog Every Day
Opinion at 50: It’s fun!
Opinion at 51: It’s God’s way of using me to test the patience of others.

gotta say that’s my favorite.

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Vicki in NC March 24, 2009 at 2:32 am

Maintaining Physical Health

Opinion at 50: The worthiest of endeavors!

Opinion at 51: It’s like washing your car before driving it off a cliff.

SNORT!

Vicki in NC

Right behind ya, I'll be 51 in July.

Happy Birthday!

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