Proof That God Confuses Plants with Animals

by John Shore on June 24, 2009 in Humor · 10 comments

I feel sorry for God. It can’t be easy creating and sustaining the universe. What happened here, I think, is that He thought, “Well, it’s time to make a new plant. I sure do like orangutans.”

orangaplant

Image courtesy of my little camera as I was walking around downtown Encinitas yesterday waiting for my car to get fixed



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Bethany June 24, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Hilarity.

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wickle June 24, 2009 at 12:01 pm

So, that building … it's a nuclear reactor or something?

Looks like radioactive mutant stuff to me!

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John Shore June 24, 2009 at 8:25 am

Ew. But funny. Weirdly.

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Greta Sheppard June 24, 2009 at 7:13 am

Maybe somebody buried their dead puppy there and it's growing back?

It's a gross thought but have to admit it's the first thought I had!

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skerrib June 24, 2009 at 5:58 am

That one in front is just screaming to be braided.

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Casey June 24, 2009 at 12:03 am

more cool photography. And please do watch out for the wildlife- wouldn't want you eaten. How else would we enjoy your presence if you were?

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skerrib June 23, 2009 at 10:36 pm

Hmmm, maybe not so much on the braiding then. Maybe I mistook "please braid me" for "please feed me or I'll try to eat your hand."

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Kory June 23, 2009 at 10:16 pm

Pay close attention to those plants. If ever lost and in the need of fire that is great stuff to get a fire going. In fact if you walk by it to briskly it will torch the place.

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John Shore June 23, 2009 at 10:01 pm

I actually petted it. It bit me.

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Tim June 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm

Hey now! You're supposed to warn us before posts like that. My computer REALLY doesn't like coffee spewed all over the screen….

and it was good coffee too…

hrumph.

Grace and Peace,

`tim

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