Proof God Wants Me to Learn Math

by John Shore on July 5, 2009 in Humor · 7 comments

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Kimberly J. Koch May 21, 2010 at 10:23 am

Unfortunately, I doubt this would be convincing enough for my ten year old daughter! lol

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Hjordes July 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Brian, you crack me up.

Have you ever checked those $ per ounce they print on items at Costco? In one day I discovered 5 different items had the wrong price per weight on them. Shockingly, they were all Kirkland brand items that (gasp!) appeared to be a better deal than they really were.

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Diane L. Harris July 9, 2009 at 11:49 pm

Dear John,

When you do learn math, please do an expose on the insidiousness of incorrect unit price disclosures in supermarkets.

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Lynn July 6, 2009 at 10:51 am

I wonder if any of your readers have a couple of tickets to the Price Is Right? That might be more fun then brushing up on your Math?

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wickle July 5, 2009 at 5:18 am

He wants someone to learn math, that’s for sure … not sure it’s you.

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Brian Shields July 5, 2009 at 12:04 am

Did you buy a lottery ticket while you were there?

After all, the lottery is a tax on people bad at math!

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Jill Kerman July 4, 2009 at 10:07 pm

I'm confused….

It's me, Wickle and John. God wants me to learn math.

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