I hope the Hobbits don’t sneak into my house at night and murder me for showing you this picture I took near my house of where they recreate. (And see that trash can to the right? They never use it. They leave their empty cans of Vienna sausages and ginger ale everywhere.)
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They must all have rings and disappeared when the picture was taken.
I think you can even see a fairy circle in the picture.
Looks like these Hobbits are scouting for a location for their Hobbit Crystal Meth lab.
Sam: No, I haven't read that. Sound hilarious!
Skerrib: Oh, like YOU know. I've SEEN it. It's not pretty.
You're full of it. Hobbits would never settle for Vienna sausages and ginger ale.
John,
I have to ask. Ever read "Bored of the Rings?" – the Harvard Lampoon parody of "Lord of the Rings?"
An excerpt (from memory)
"We hobbits are a hairy folk
Who like to eat until we choke
Sing gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble."