Comments on: Get Thee Behind Me, Santa! http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/ Trying God's patience since 1958 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:02:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: wickle http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-2/#comment-17899 wickle Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:04:39 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17899 "I can’t believe God reads my blog. And CURSES." Only after reading your blog ... I'm kidding! Really ... "I can’t believe God reads my blog. And CURSES."

Only after reading your blog …

I'm kidding! Really …

]]> By: John Shore http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-2/#comment-17898 John Shore Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:03:37 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17898 I can't believe God reads my blog. And CURSES. I can't believe God reads my blog. And CURSES.

]]> By: Jan Kolouszek http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-2/#comment-17897 Jan Kolouszek Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:56:56 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17897 honestly Jim's response is my favorite hahahah and yours too God =DD honestly Jim's response is my favorite hahahah and yours too God =DD

]]> By: God http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-17892 God Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:14:15 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17892 No, fuck <em>you</em>, Jim. Sincerely yours, God No, fuck you, Jim.

Sincerely yours,

God

]]> By: Jim http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-17890 Jim Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:09:22 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17890 Another fucking piece of shit article on the internet that prooves to me how retarded Christians are. December 25 is a date very close to the Winter Solstice, celebrated by pagans long before the Christian religion came along. Once the group of morons who thought up the Christian religion started writing the new testimant, they decided to put the birth of their messiah around this date to lure all of the pagans they could into their religion. So, who is the real theif of this holiday? Jesus Christ. That fucking homo stole this holiday from the pagans and made it into some shitty gay-fest where we celebrate the birth of some ugly middle eastern baby who was born in a farm. Fuck that. FUCK GOD Another fucking piece of shit article on the internet that prooves to me how retarded Christians are. December 25 is a date very close to the Winter Solstice, celebrated by pagans long before the Christian religion came along. Once the group of morons who thought up the Christian religion started writing the new testimant, they decided to put the birth of their messiah around this date to lure all of the pagans they could into their religion.

So, who is the real theif of this holiday? Jesus Christ. That fucking homo stole this holiday from the pagans and made it into some shitty gay-fest where we celebrate the birth of some ugly middle eastern baby who was born in a farm. Fuck that.

FUCK GOD

]]> By: Cody http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-17878 Cody Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:29:01 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17878 Really, I just wish people would celebrate Christmas from the 25th to the 6th. The USA's reliance on Christmas as a sales booster is pathetic and its horrible offspring, like the "25 Days of Christmas" and Black Friday and, arguably related, Thanksgiving. Really, I just wish people would celebrate Christmas from the 25th to the 6th. The USA's reliance on Christmas as a sales booster is pathetic and its horrible offspring, like the "25 Days of Christmas" and Black Friday and, arguably related, Thanksgiving.

]]> By: Chicken little http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-17874 Chicken little Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:21:18 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17874 same same

]]> By: ~Julia~ http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-17835 ~Julia~ Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:59:48 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17835 Humbug. Humbug.

]]> By: Roger http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-17833 Roger Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:55:33 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17833 Hey Dan, lighten up. The real Santa was Saint Nicklaus and he was a bishop in the Catholic Church. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas</a> Hate to rain on your atheist parade. Hey Dan, lighten up. The real Santa was Saint Nicklaus and he was a bishop in the Catholic Church. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas
Hate to rain on your atheist parade.

]]> By: Dani http://johnshore.com/2009/12/15/get-thee-behind-me-santa/comment-page-1/#comment-17832 Dani Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:54:29 +0000 http://johnshore.com/?p=5866#comment-17832 I'm entirely at a loss as to how people can miss such blatant (and amazing) humor. And I'm pretty amazed that someone can reach the age of 16 and still write like that, too, John. Maybe the TRUE earmark of the malevolent is grammatically-correct sarcasm, eh? =) I'm entirely at a loss as to how people can miss such blatant (and amazing) humor. And I'm pretty amazed that someone can reach the age of 16 and still write like that, too, John. Maybe the TRUE earmark of the malevolent is grammatically-correct sarcasm, eh? =)

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