Survival Tips for the New Year

by John Shore on January 1, 2011 in Humor · 7 comments

What’s the difference between chicken bread and food? The apocalypse.


 

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Berkshire January 4, 2011 at 5:22 pm

I’m not sure I understand the point of surviving the apocalypse if immediately after you’re going to start slowly killing yourself with grease. . . . but then, if you can survive the Apocalypse, maybe you don’t need to be afeared ‘a no grease. I suppose it might be the one thing that can render (pun intended) a meal of grease *not* the worst thing to happen to you.

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allegro63 January 2, 2011 at 12:09 am

remind me not to eat after the apocalypse!

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Michael Watson January 1, 2011 at 8:18 pm

I can’t wait for “Chicken Soup for the Apocalypse” to come out!

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Anonymous January 1, 2011 at 11:19 pm

I found this guy through you, Mike! I LOVE the one you have on your page!

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Melissa January 1, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Well, now it’s food for the chickens and then it will be food for us! Simple!

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Anonymous January 1, 2011 at 11:20 pm

I know! This guy’s so totally dialed in. He’s livin’ the Green Life, man.

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Troy January 1, 2011 at 7:42 pm

“Why do we call this chicken bread? ‘Cuz the apocalypse ain’t happened yet!” Soooo… When the apocalypse occurs, it will no longer be chicken or bread? I don’t understand!!!

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