Humor

The Mystery of the Disappearing Christmas Carolers

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Get Thee Behind Me, Santa!

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The post you are looking for is included in HA!, a full-sized collection of five years worth of my best humor. If you are a Kindle owner and a member of Amazon Prime, you can borrow HA! for free, with no due dates. (If you don’t own a Kindle, here’s where to get one. To [...]

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As Jesus Said: A Smile Is Just a Frown Turned Gay

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In case you haven’t seen this insanity. Behold the screen-save:     And look at Rachelle’s inbox. Clearly, everyone on ChristianMingle.com knows she’s a lesbian.     Note, too, how the fish in the ChristianMingle.com logo is totally interfering with the mingling. Final proof that the Christian fish is a carp?

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When Leprechauns Attack!

Yesterday I wrote St. Patrick: The Most Famous Stoned Druid of All. And then today, taped to my computer, scribbled with green ink in letters so small I practically went blind reading them, I found this!: Dear Mr. Shore: Ho, ho, ho Hee hee hee With a kick of my heel I could shatter your [...]

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St. Patrick: the most famous stoned druid of all

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About this time of year people find themselves wondering, “Do I drink too much?” Plus, a history of St. “Stanley” Patrick.

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Tim Pawlenty and Gomer Pyle: Separated at Birth?

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Tim Pawlenty and Gomer Pyle: Separated at Birth?

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Posts by Theme

Christian Issues

The Best Case For the Bible NOT Condemning Homosexuality

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No Christian has to choose between their compassion and their faith in the Bible.

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Relationships

Joseph to Mary: “Who could believe such a thing?”

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A conversation between Mary and Joseph the night before Jesus was born.

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Christian Spirituality

What Jesus Left Out of The Great Commandment

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Here’s what Jesus left out of the Great Commandment—and why.

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Humor

Worst Trucking Slogan EVER

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Truck drivers are so weird.

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Pastor Bob's Corner

A Primer on Islam: The Basics (Lesson 1 of 6)

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Hi. I’m Pastor Bob. This is the first lesson of a multi-week class on Islam I taught for a large gathering of folks from multiple congregations: Lutherans, Presbyterians, Methodists, Catholics, recovering agnostics, etc.

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Personal

When Etta James had her way with me

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Right there, in front of all sixteen of us, Etta James became Etta James.

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