Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Proof God Wants Me to Learn Math

Continue reading »

From Budweiser to Hardee’s–And Beyond!

Remember this guy, young Timothy Hornor, whom I interviewed in Interview With an Actor in an Upcoming Bud Superbowl Commercial ?:

But of course you remember. You have a mind like a steel trap. That’s why I love you.
I said then that Tim would become wildly famous—and (as always) I’m right. At the absolute bare minimum, [...]

Continue reading »

Proof That God Litters

You would think, with all the attention the environment’s been getting lately, that God wouldn’t just fling huge wads of junk out of heaven. But as I was walking through San Diego’s Balboa Park the other day, I found this disturbing proof that that’s exactly what he’s done.
Doesn’t God care about us??

Continue reading »

Proof That God is Creating a Race of Rock People

Here’s a picture I took this weekend in some mountains four miles from our home. I haven’t slept since.
Be afraid.

Continue reading »

Proof That God Gets Bored

Yesterday my wife Cat and I hung around uber-snazzy La Jolla, CA, which is just down the coast from where we live. As you can see from this one shot I took, La Jolla (city motto: “Having a Love-Hate Relationship with Tourists since 1905″) is ridiculously beautiful:

Here we see, along the same walk on which [...]

Continue reading »

Khamenei’s Dilemma

Final words of a good analysis piece in today’s New York Times entitled In Iran, an Iron Cleric, Now Blinking:
“Everyone speaking of Ayatollah Khamenei tends to use the word ‘cautious,’ a man who never gambles. But he now faces a nearly impossible choice. If he lets the demonstrations swell, it could well change the system [...]

Continue reading »

She Takes the Pledge

In response to my Getting Big Laughs with the Pledge of Allegiance, a reader sent me this video of her little girl gettin her patriot on. Just too cute.

Continue reading »

The Power of the Internet

My free 44-page e-book “Seven Reasons Women Stay in Abusive Relationships (and How to Defeat Each One of Them)” has been downloaded from Scribd.com well over 1,000 times, and read some 850 times. In a day. The Internet is such an amazing thing. I pray, of course, that the mini-book (which is derived from the [...]

Continue reading »

Too Much 2-Buch Chuck, a Mrs. Dash Dig, and a Human Teething Rag

Welcome back to The Cooking Show In My Head. I’m your cooking toast … your coasting took … your toasted cook—whoa, did I say that? Stupid. Not a PBS special, which one day I host to hope. Hope to toast. Hope to host!
My goodness. I don’t know if Chuck’s charging enough with that two bucks, [...]

Continue reading »

In Case You’ve Stopped By

Just a quick note to say why I’ve not posted anything in the last few days.
Cuz.
I’m.
Lazy.
Plus, my wife Cat had FOUR DAYS OFF! Whoo. Hoo.
Tonight (being Monday night, doncha know) we went to San Diego’s famous Old Globe Theatre to see Cornelia, about George Wallace and his second wife, Cornelia. The script and acting was [...]

Continue reading »